Wednesday, May 27th, 2009...1:54 pm

any truth to robotism?

murderers are just misunderstood asked:


for those of you who dont know robotism is a religion that started in the late 80’s

it is the belief that in the year 2087 robots will start a war with their human oppressors. by 2089 humanity will be completely enslaved by their new metalic masters. driven like cattle into the pit mines of elsalvador, man will live out his remaining days being whipped by 10000Volt extension cords and slaving for their iron gods. but the robots will need people on their side to ensure that the slaves will mate at a sufficient pace and timing inorder to maintain their evergrowing network of zinc mines. this is where the robotians come into play. these few but loyal followers of the great zaxnok184v7.2 will be the only humans allowed to live free of the shackles that have enslaved their brothers. the robotians will be tasked with impregnating the slave women ( of the robots choosing of course ) inorder to maintain the slave herd.

I for one am an orthodox robotian. ( we donot believe in the zombie holocaust of 2121 but we DO believe in the monthly offerings of iron ore ) and I am wondering ( other robotians please ) where I can go to pray, and if there are any robotism temples in the vancouver area?

Kelly

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10 Comments to “any truth to robotism?”

  1. The Canadian Atheist | May 27th, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    Cute.
    But no cigar…

  2. Fireball226 | May 31st, 2009 at 7:40 am

    no………its just ridiculous…..DONT WORSHIP PIECES OF METAL THAT CANT EVEN HEAR YOU..

  3. Emma K | June 2nd, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    For film keep writing.

  4. TruthSeeker | June 4th, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    LOL. Nice.

  5. Mr.Samsa | June 6th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    For them to copulate theyre pretty smart im sure they can figure out anyway it would probably be cheaper for them to use other robots to mine for zinc since humans have level of your.

  6. Viterbo Christianati Empress | June 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    You’re full of nonsense and your avatar name is in bad taste.

  7. problem JPAS | June 9th, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Sorry, I love robots and AI. I always have.

  8. Ogo Pogo | June 13th, 2009 at 3:18 am

    The terminator came out hollywood is taken way too seriously computers arent even that people began to believe that smart mapquest is always giving me bad directions.
    The terminator came out hollywood is taken way too seriously computers arent even that stuff after the terminator came out hollywood.

  9. PatriotHussein369 | June 16th, 2009 at 2:04 am

    No, that’s just nonsense. We won’t be around in 2087, because (as Mayan robots pointed out), the world will end on December 12th, 2072.

  10. Poet_In_Training | June 19th, 2009 at 8:18 am

    The scrap metal yard mass is held every other monthdid ya foolow that please come we tend to pray at.