murderers are just misunderstood asked:


for those of you who dont know robotism is a religion that started in the late 80’s

it is the belief that in the year 2087 robots will start a war with their human oppressors. by 2089 humanity will be completely enslaved by their new metalic masters. driven like cattle into the pit mines of elsalvador, man will live out his remaining days being whipped by 10000Volt extension cords and slaving for their iron gods. but the robots will need people on their side to ensure that the slaves will mate at a sufficient pace and timing inorder to maintain their evergrowing network of zinc mines. this is where the robotians come into play. these few but loyal followers of the great zaxnok184v7.2 will be the only humans allowed to live free of the shackles that have enslaved their brothers. the robotians will be tasked with impregnating the slave women ( of the robots choosing of course ) inorder to maintain the slave herd.

I for one am an orthodox robotian. ( we donot believe in the zombie holocaust of 2121 but we DO believe in the monthly offerings of iron ore ) and I am wondering ( other robotians please ) where I can go to pray, and if there are any robotism temples in the vancouver area?

Kelly